This just in:

"So there's a big hub-bub about what to call the CCTV tower. People
are leaning towards Zhichuang which translates to "Knowledge Window"
but it's a homophone for haemorrhoids" - Aaron via Matt.

Those that feel like translating, please do so in the comments.

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